The Plan
By now, every detail of my life has been revolving around getting my Ferrari 355. I shave my head every 2 weeks. Not only does this eliminate the need for a $20/month hair cut, it also cuts cost because I no longer have to use shampoo or conditioner, body soap is applicable to hair under 6mm. This is my cost cutting haircut.
No girlfriends at all. I get really lucky with this. It's amazingly easy for girls to not come up to me and want to date me. Some guys get girls left and right, and then they end up dating them, and spending all their money on them. Nope, not me. I'm blessed because girls never want to date me. The only times I've gotten girls, I had to be very persuasive and trick them into thinking I'm really strong by continuously flexing my muscles throughout our whole conversations. Man, that gets tiring.
There has been a change of plan.
The original plan was to go to Texas, work at Chevron Phillips for $67k/year, save as much as possible, and put it in "The Ferrari Fund". After the Ferrari Fund reaches $40k in value, I would proceed to Las Vegas to do some gambling. Roulette would be the game. Depending on what color Ferrari I would get, that would be the color I would bet on. Red or Black. That's how I roll baby. I would need 4 friends to come with me and bet $10k each. This is due to the IRS taxing any winnings over $10k.
The new plan is to continually invest my saved money in the a Ferrari Brokerage Account. The benefits include not needing to fly to Vegas and coordinate between friends. The odds are generally better, in a year, you should generally make about 10%. Stocks generally make you money over time. Roulette, the odds are against you by something like 5 percent. This method of accumulation will be much slower than Roulette, and definitely not as brag-worthy, but it has the highest chances of returning me with a Ferrari 355, which if you don't know by now, is everything that matters in these 2 years.
By now, every detail of my life has been revolving around getting my Ferrari 355. I shave my head every 2 weeks. Not only does this eliminate the need for a $20/month hair cut, it also cuts cost because I no longer have to use shampoo or conditioner, body soap is applicable to hair under 6mm. This is my cost cutting haircut.
No girlfriends at all. I get really lucky with this. It's amazingly easy for girls to not come up to me and want to date me. Some guys get girls left and right, and then they end up dating them, and spending all their money on them. Nope, not me. I'm blessed because girls never want to date me. The only times I've gotten girls, I had to be very persuasive and trick them into thinking I'm really strong by continuously flexing my muscles throughout our whole conversations. Man, that gets tiring.
There has been a change of plan.
The original plan was to go to Texas, work at Chevron Phillips for $67k/year, save as much as possible, and put it in "The Ferrari Fund". After the Ferrari Fund reaches $40k in value, I would proceed to Las Vegas to do some gambling. Roulette would be the game. Depending on what color Ferrari I would get, that would be the color I would bet on. Red or Black. That's how I roll baby. I would need 4 friends to come with me and bet $10k each. This is due to the IRS taxing any winnings over $10k.
The new plan is to continually invest my saved money in the a Ferrari Brokerage Account. The benefits include not needing to fly to Vegas and coordinate between friends. The odds are generally better, in a year, you should generally make about 10%. Stocks generally make you money over time. Roulette, the odds are against you by something like 5 percent. This method of accumulation will be much slower than Roulette, and definitely not as brag-worthy, but it has the highest chances of returning me with a Ferrari 355, which if you don't know by now, is everything that matters in these 2 years.
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May you get your Ferrari and may I get my Lamborghini!
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